All names and places have been omitted to protect the privacy of….idiots.

I went by the grocery yesterday to pick up a couple things. I found a line with only one person who was leaving. As she left, both the cashier guy and the bag guy said good-bye to her by name, so I assume they knew her or something. The cashier said hi to me and then started ringing up my groceries. The bag guy repeated the name of the girl who had just left and shook his head. The cashier looked at him and laughed and said, “If I wasn’t married….”

At this point, I start wondering why they are having this conversation with me standing right there.

Then the bag guy says, “Well that didn’t stop you last night!” with a laugh.

Again, why?

The cashier guy kind of laughed nervously and told me my total. As I swiped my debit card, the bag guy turns to me and says, “He was a bad boy last night.”

…………..

Do they think I care? Or that I even want to know this stuff? Regardless if he was joking or not (which I’m not really sure that he was), it just kind of weirded me out.

I stared at him blankly for a second and then grabbed my groceries and got out of there, ignoring the bag guy’s question of if I needed help with my bags.