OkCupid introduced this…interesting…feature a week or so ago. On the site, there are thousands of questions you can answer so they can better match you with potential dates and friends. For each of these questions, you pick your answer, how you would like your potential mate to answer, and what the importance level of the question is. For this feature, the site provides you with a list of any questions you’ve marked of high importance (either ‘mandatory’ or ‘very important’). You pick somewhere between 10 and 100 and it makes a nifty little flowchart that you can blog about or, you know, hand out to the people you’re dating to see where they stand.

This image is a little blurry, so here’s a handy PDF for you.

I think it’s mostly self-explanatory, but you’ll see how my Scorpio it’s-always-black-or-white comes out here. There’s only two questions where I allow more than one answer down the ‘yes’ path. Are you happy with your life? “Most of the time” is not an acceptable answer. Adults only, please. And you better know how many continents there are!

When they first came out with this feature, they sent me a random chart they had generated. Looking at it, you’d think the only things I cared about were monogamy and gay rights. So, I went through and picked some more representative and varied topics.

So, would I go on a date with you?