It’s time for another installment of…

…making fun of people on dating sites!

As I mentioned in my previous piece, I rarely write people back. Currently being a relationship, especially, I don’t think I’ve written back anyone in months. My profile says I’m “seeing someone”. Does this stop people from messaging? No.

We’ll start with the quiet ones. These people don’t have much to say.

We also have the talkers.

This guy amused me because he quotes himself at the beginning. It also amuses me because the exact same message to someone else was posted on Emails from Crazy People.

In the “Message me if…” section, I have added “if you don’t like Nickelback”. This gets me a lot of responses, especially from people who decide to message me anyway.

Then you have the completely random what-does-this-have-to-with-meeting-people messages.

This guy didn’t have a profile. No picture, no info, nothing. That’s going to inspire me to text and meet up with a random stranger.

This guy sounds like a winner.

This one too.

Thanks. You….don’t?

More creepy bunnies!

You may remember last year’s Easter post, where I displayed some of the creepiest Easter bunnies I had come across online. Well, a few weeks ago, BuzzFeed had a similar list. They listed some that I hadn’t seen that were, indeed, super scary, so I wanted to share some more with you!

Is this even a bunny?

Some-bunny looks hungry.

Remember how your mom always told you if you kept making that face, it would get stuck? I think that’s what happened here.

This speaks for itself…

There is something really creepy about an Easter bunny standing by itself with a balloon. It’s like “It” but without the clown.

What would happen if the Easter Bunny and the Grinch had a baby:

Yesterday, they also did an article on Sketchy Easter Bunnies with Dogs, which included images like this I’m-about-to-eat-these-dogs bunny:

I think Easter needs a less creepy mascot. Anyone with me?